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May the O's Be With You Card

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Give the nerdy, dirty data-lover in your life a card they'll hold onto for a long, long time...even if that means giving it to yourself. 😉 
 
Because nothing says "I really, really want you to have an orgasm" like this exclusive greeting card drawn by The New Yorker cartoonist, Evan Lian. 
 

Printed Outside:
No, it's not a lightsaber replica, but it
does involve fantasy and bringing balance to the universe.

Printed Inside:
May the O's be with you. 
 

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